Last week I was sound asleep after a rough day. Out of nowhere came a familiar voice that upsets me every time I hear it.
“Hi, I’m Mike Lindell, the inventor of My Pillow.”
He goes through My Pillow and now starts with his sheets using cotton grown between the Sahara Desert, the Nile River and the Mediterranean Sea. Big deal, Cleopatra used the same cotton to make sheets when she was dating Mark Antony. Queen Tut did the same for King Tut. Who knows, maybe Jeffrey Epstein’s sheets were made of the same cotton, soft but very durable.
Couldn’t take it anymore, so I woke up and put on the TV. Thank God he wasn’t on, though I could have used the promo code. Joe Namath was on for Medicare, telling us all the free stuff he gets, like rides to appointments and meals delivered. Medicare has come a long way since I joined 16 years ago.
I did notice that Joe Namath didn’t have all those wrinkles that covered his face a few years ago. Wonder what he uses. As a teen my friends and I used something called saddle soap on our baseball gloves. It made the glove soft and smooth. I wonder if Joe uses saddle soap on his face.
Anthony N. Tocci
Plum Hollow Road